A Return to Greatness – “The Lost Boys” (1987)
Dune and GIO have recaptured that old time magic for this one. According to Dune it’s our best work since “Airborne” our very first commentary. This one is over 60 percent screen specific and very, very funny.
EVERYONE IS SICK OF YOUR SAD BULLSHIT VOLUME 3
Connie, everyone’s favorite addition to the Dune and GIO realm returns for her 2nd installment of our new format, This one goes from funny to heavy, just pure honesty and painful truth, what is this show!?
Dune and GIO watch Michael Keaton play Mr. Mom for round two in this spiritual follow up to “Groundhog Day”. Connie suddenly appears through the magic of editing about 20min into the track and it goes to some even strangers places because of it, we all love Connie!
EVERYONE IS SICK OF YOUR SAD BULLSHIT VOLUME 2
Dune, GIO, The Pulver and Alex take over from episode 1 and try to mend Giovanni’s Broken soul via another shitty dating book, heads up it does not work out well, I don’t want a BEAR STORY!
Everyone Is Sick of Your Sad Bullshit
DUNE reads a 1990′s manual for gettin’ that Tizang! Connie is disgusted and intrigued, GIO is more lost than ever in this new hybrid “MultiCast” that combines the GIO podcast, Dune Reads Goosebumps and Dune and GIO watch stuff, talk about meta …
Dune, Gio and Connie watch this turd/gem, Connie only makes it half way through this one, turns out it’s a kinda ok movie that uses meta in a way modern meta based content can’t even do, shit is groundbreaking, also not really a bomb.
Dune, Gio, Connie and The Pulver watch this delightful turd from 1993, fuck cats!
Dune and GIO pick some titles that might be viewed during this trip, MIGHT!
DUNE and GIO 35 Goosebumps The Haunted Mask (1995)
Goosebumps “The Haunted Mask” (1995) Dune decided to pay GIO back for the MacGyvocaust and forces him to watch another Goosebumps, C’mon man are you afraid of the dark is so much better than this stuff, so much, fuck you Mr. Stine, you pile of dicks, gross aids dicks.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/tv-season/goosebumps-season-1/id331946069 - itunes season 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNTQ8rB9Cmc - Free Youtube
Dune and Connie’s art project for GIO
DUNE and GIO 34 MacGyver S1 Ep 18 “Ugly Duckling”
MacGyver S1 Ep18 “Ugly Duckling” (1986) In reaction to the goosebumps crossover episode, GIO is now getting his pound of flesh by forcing Dune and Connie to watch what might be both of their first MacGyver episodes, and boy this is an action packed hour of …who am I kidding this might be the worst episode of season 1 or possibly the whole series, just ass all over the screen forever.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/tv-season/macgyver-season-1/id362018642 - Season 1 for 19.99 or single episode for 1.99
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ID487K - Amazon instant for 1.99
DUNE and GIO 33 Weekend at Bernie’s (1989)
Weekend at Bernie’s (1989) GIO and Connie force Dune to bare witness to the all time greatest corpse based comedic film, 1989′s(a very sad year) Weekend at Bernie’s with Andy Mac and Jonahtan Silverdilver and the dead guy who’s name escapes me, just like his stool escaped his bowels about 15min into the movie, cause he’s a dead body, a shitty smelling dead body.
http://www.amazon.com/Weekend-at-Bernies-Andrew-McCarthy/dp/B00094ARJQ - Amazon DVD and Blu Ray
http://www.amazon.com/Weekend-at-Bernies/dp/B0032KUX8E/ref=tmm_aiv_title_0 - Amazon instant streaming
DUNE and GIO 32 GooseBumps Say Cheese and Die (1996)
Goosebumps “Say Cheese and Die” (1996) Dune and Connie force Giovanni to watch The Goosebumps TV show, for some sort of odd tie in to Dune’s other half assed podcast Dune Reads Goosebumps, We watch the season 1 episode “Say Cheese and Die” with a pre nose job Gosling, some tough guy getting surgery on his schnoz to look pretty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfnS9e3_ws4 - Free Youtube
http://itunes.apple.com/us/tv-season/goosebumps-season-1/id331946069 - itunes Season 1
DUNE and GIO 31 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995)
3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995) We watch the 3rd movie which is actually the 2nd, which was shelved and features the original cast, the good cast, well the less shitty cast. We also FF through the horrible looking 4th movie, so this is a 2 part round of shittyness.
http://www.youtube.com/movie?v=ACaLDGuwZ1M&feature=mv_sr - Youtube premium
http://www.amazon.com/Ninjas-Set-Kick-Back-Mountain/dp/B001ER4CPM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1349840331&sr=8-2&keywords=3+ninjas - DVD trilogy minus the first flick
WE FF through this turd and almost disband the show because the movies are just that terrible, you evil little cunt child actors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=polEMOTnhe4 - Youtube, too shitty for premium it seems.
DUNE and GIO 30 3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994)
3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994) Our second session with Sam, We endure this horrible, horrible turd, it’s actually the 3rd movie but was released as the 2nd and the actual 2nd was put on the shelf for almost 3yrs.
http://www.youtube.com/movie?v=ZOSvsr6wsaQ&feature=mv_sr - Youtube premium
http://www.amazon.com/Ninjas-Set-Kick-Back-Mountain/dp/B001ER4CPM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1349840331&sr=8-2&keywords=3+ninjas - DVD trilogy featuring all but the first movie
DUNE and GIO 29 3 Ninjas (1992)
Our first 3 way with Sam Skills, This movie is balls, this movie is the prime example of why we shouldn’t do these tracks, whaaaa!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mEdKAxpLwA - Free Youtube link, one long link, no segments
DUNE and GIO 28 Predators
Predators (2010) Our 28th track, might be losing our steam, probably GIO’s fault, always GIO’s fault.
http://www.amazon.com/Predators-Adrien-Brody/dp/B002ZG98LO - Blu Ray and DVD
http://www.amazon.com/Predators/dp/B0047SF41G/ref=tmm_aiv_title_0 - Amazon Digital
http://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/predators/id382395335 - itunes options
DUNE and GIO 27 Ladybugs (1992)
Ladybugs (1992) We watch Rodney Dangefield rot more, watch a kid who wouldn’t outlast his costar, and lots of underdog girls GIO pledges to marry, so many proposals.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/ladybugs/id332864183 Many, many options
http://www.amazon.com/Ladybugs-Blu-ray-Rodney-Dangerfield/dp/B003H14DGG - Ridiculously over Priced Blu Ray for all the pervs
http://www.amazon.com/Ladybugs/dp/B0045VZJU6/ref=pd_cp_mov_0 - Amazon instant
http://www.youtube.com/movie?v=R-oQQGZ24wk&feature=mv_sr - Youtube 1.99 rental
A Goofy Movie (1995) This might be our least screen specific track, Our special guest Dune’s super girlfriend Connie is the most coherent participant and is the only one who adds anything topic related, GIO has gone insane, Dune has become the most sane, why do we even do this mang?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O72JYAEIuVw - 1.99 fo 48hr rental
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3debg_o3u_o - Music that is rad
http://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/a-goofy-movie/id296757451 - Buy 9.99 and Rental 2.99
We pick the titles we will endure for the length of my stay, my longest trek to SD, not SD like you might be forced to do in prison, but more like the city of San Diego, home of the Dune.
Dune is forced to watch this turd by GIO, GIO remembered it wrong, the movie is lots of talking, Dune actually falls asleep, might be a better plan to go watch one of our first 10 tracks instead, seriously go watch Lassie or Free Willy instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmXsOBCOUaE - Youtube, 7 parts, watch it while you can, free.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/fire-in-the-sky/id317289044 - Buy or Rent, HD or SD on itunes.
Dune and GIO settle on Problem Child from 1990, it turns out to be just as painful as all 4 movies from this strange almost forced trip, your hosts are sick, deal with it. Dune does an amazing impression of the kid btw.
http://www.amazon.com/Problem-Child/dp/B000ID1J3Q/ref=tmm_aiv_title_0 - Rent or Buy digital copy
http://www.amazon.com/Problem-Child-Tantrum-Michael-Oliver/dp/B0000WN0UU - 2 pack, we will be doing the sequel soon.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/problem-child/id290891489 - Buy or Rent it from itunes
Dune finally gets GIO to watch this turd, it’s as bad as the turds GIO has forced Dune to sit through, enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KqkddmkcE - Free one minute 87min link, the same copy we watched!
http://www.ebay.com/ctg/Johnny-Tsunami-VHS-2002-/3391661 - Don’t overpay for this tape
The boys spend their first 90min together watching a movie that touches a sickly Dune who relates to the story, they watch 1995′s “The Cure” starring the late Brad Renfro and the great little kid from Jurassic Park, it’s Huck Finn with AIDS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa1tVnGSbXs - The Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GcDLbZZwnI - Full Movie for free, one 90+min link.
Dune and Gio spend their last 30min together on mic until they meet again, hopefully not in another life.
Dune and GIO watch this turd, speculate on various odd topics, Ton Loc bitches!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TbKnpoYuz4 - Free in Full, 1 long youtube
Dune and GIO watch this shitty movie and invent the greatest concept ever known to man.
http://www.amazon.com/Gleaming-Brothers-Justice-Skate-Reg-2/dp/B0025G28NY/ref=sr_1_3?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1345186162&sr=1-3&keywords=gleaming+the+cube - DVD R2 Gleaming the Cube (A Brother’s Justice) (Skate or Die)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yviIgIDxlwc - Theatrical Trailer
Someone make this for Dune!
Please donate to this show so we can finance our plan to digitally augment or bend time and space via an infinity gem or two in order to insert 1988 Tony Hawk into all productions and all moments of history, it’s a really good plan.
Dune and GIO watch what might be the worst video game adaptation ever made, but also features Robert Patrick rocking the coolest hairdo with mismatched facial hair also ever made.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/double-dragon/id349506029 - Buy on itunes
http://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/double-dragon/id349506029 - Rent on itunes
Dune and Gio watch more dudes named Pete, episode 5 – New Year’s Pete
Dune and Gio take a break from movies because The Mighty Ducks was that awful, they jump back to Pete and Pete for their 4th episode What We Did On Our Summer Vacation
Dune and Gio watch the original and perhaps weakest of the Ducks Trilogy, lots of stained mahogany and dull whining about missed opportunities
Dune and Gio now almost rendered completely blind and Speechless from booze, attempt to watch their 3rd Pete and Pete episode 3 Apocalypse Pete
Dune and GIO watch their 2nd Pete and Pete of the evening Space, Geeks, And Johnny Unitas, this time much drunker, much.
Dune and GIO sit down to watch the 1991 sequel to TMNT, they both are very drunk and even dance
http://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/id295431978 - itunes HD for rent
http://youtu.be/SkAbOzv53Nw - TURTLE RECRUITMENT: Jus’ Improv’n Episode 3
Dune as Splinter auditions the greatest Turtle candidate possible to join the crew
Dune and Gio watch their first Pete and Pete episode, the series pilot Valentines Day Massacre
Dune and Gio watch the 1996 non classic Fear with good old Greasy Reesey herself
Dune and Gio let the audience hear them attempt to select titles to watch, again.
Salute Your Shorts – The Ghost Story
Are You Afraid of the Dark – The Tale Of The Dream Girl
Free Willy (1993)
DUNE AND GIO 4 LASSIE (1994)
Are You Afraid of the Dark – The Tale of the Phantom Cab
Salute Your Shorts – Michael Comes to Camp
Dune and GIO sit down for their first full length commentary for the 1993 film Airborne.
Dune and GIO browse some of their viewing options and allow the listeners to get a sneak preview of whats to come.